Is your boss driving you up the wall? Can't stand your co-workers?
Just been humiliated by a customer?
Get it out of your system: practise voodoo!
For just 10 dollars, check out eBay for UDo VooDooz co-worker dolls: "the perfect gift for any employee who has issues with a colleague in the workplace." 🙂
UDo VooDooz has it all worked out. The dolls are reversible—one side is a female co-worker in pink, while the other is a male co-worker in blue. The doll comes with an instruction sheet and a box of special voodoo pins. A tongue-in-cheek warning is included that any resemblance to actual people is strictly coincidental.
To safely express your frustration, all you need to do is focus your aggressiveness on the "co-worker doll" and energetically plant the pins where shown, while insulting the doll to your heart's content. To get you started, UDo VooDooz even provides a starter list of juicy word cues that we won't get into here . . .
Fans of this method can purchase the entire doll product line, which includes "retired" and "just married" dolls.
Although results are not guaranteed, UDo VooDooz states that whatever is wished for may indeed come true, so be careful what you wish for!
And if voodoo doesn't do it for you, go to www.dice.com, where you can use a pizza launcher on your co-workers! 🙂